Puppy update #4 err I mean #3: devourer of worlds

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/15/2016 at 20:46 • Filed to: How to dog?

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The dog loves to bite. Having long hair and beard is proving disadvantageous! Also the fluffy cat seems traumatized. So onto some positive things, then.

The pup had a long playdate with a large, fat relative doggie and had lots of fun. Unfortunately when I picked her up, the owner said, “Oh she’s an angel! She slept almost all day.” Oh fuck. That means I get the awake version. But she slept in the truck the entire way home, and really didn’t get pumped up until she saw fluffy cat and attempted to break the ice, only to be coldly rejected. After lots of running around outside and unwanted biting inside, I guess she’s had enough.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 20:50

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This pup is just too damn cute!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 21:10

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You know what's funny? Kids are a lot similar.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 21:13

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I’m waiting for the puppy shaming photos.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
02/15/2016 at 21:17

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn
02/15/2016 at 21:18

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Am I setting an unrealistic standard for dogs?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > ttyymmnn
02/15/2016 at 21:25

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For every puppy shaming photos created, Ayrton Senna burns an NSX.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 21:29

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That dog is going to be big. Has that made you reevaluate your next purchase?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 21:41

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Nope. Or children.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Spaceball-Two
02/15/2016 at 21:53

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If children are a lot like puppies I don't think I'll be able to handle it. I was hoping that at some age one could reason with a child.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Frenchlicker
02/15/2016 at 22:02

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I’ve exclaimed “don’t chase the cat!” to both today. Same reaction from both. Meh.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Spaceball-Two
02/15/2016 at 22:04

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I fought with bath time with two of my three dogs and one constantly wanting to get in and out of the bed. I'll stick with the cheaper dogs for awhile.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
02/15/2016 at 22:06

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Yes. I’m not closer to an answer but I’m also now considering a first gen 4Runner and maybe that BJ73 sooner than I thought. But you know what would be perfect... some kind of wagon. But maybe with an engine swap this time.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Frenchlicker
02/15/2016 at 22:11

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Dog got a bath then the kid. One is away in his own room. The other is funking up the couch like a wet sponge. Stick to dogs.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 22:13

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I’ll be on the look out.


Kinja'd!!! Jewish Stig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/16/2016 at 04:48

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Glad to see you are having fun.

Btw, have you started thinking about house training?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jewish Stig
02/16/2016 at 12:17

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Our success rate of her actually going outside is as high as 65%!